Movie Trailer of the Day: First official teaser trailer for the third installment of The Twilight Saga film series, Eclipse.
The film, which stars the regular cast of Cuties McPretties, is due in theaters June 30.
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…whoever spends money on this stupid movie seriously has issues. “I’ll fight for you until your heart stops beating” = “I’m gonna ass-rape you when you’re dead”
And wtf, Taylor Lautner? Put on a t-shirt for once. Your bloated pecs are unattractive.
Just so you know, we’re going to have some serious issues together because you and I are seeing this together. We will give this so much wank it’ll be EPIC.
Legen…wait for it…DAIRY.
